Tropical muffins in the dead of winter? We’re doing it, guys. I’m making it a thing.
If you follow me on Instagram, you may have noticed the onslaught of beach pictures a couple weeks ago. That, my friends, was evidence of one of the most wonderful trips I’ve ever been on. My sister and I gifted my mom a ladies’ trip for her Christmas and early-birthday present. It just so happened that the dates we picked landed right after the start of the “Polar Vortex,” so we were more than ready to get outta dodge. We flew from Minneapolis to Miami for 5 days filled with sun, beach, and awesome people watching (HOLY speedos and plastic surgery, batman!).
Miami also supplied several laughably expensive drinks. We paid $5 for each cup of coffee every day, $11 for one glass of wine, and $18 for a piña colada. Seriously – $18 for ONE pina colada, and no, it wasn’t a pina coladas the size of my face…it was this pina colada:
Not to say it wasn’t worth it, because sometimes you just need a boozy drink in the middle of the day when you’re in the sun, and sometimes that means paying $18 for 12 ounces. I get it. Kind of.
When I returned to the tundra I continued craving piña coladas in a big way. Even in Minnesota’s sub-zero winter temps, an icy, creamy, fruity drink just sounded necessary. I had planned on sharing a recipe for homemade piña coladas this week, but then I realized you people are smart, and you probably already know how to blend coconut milk and pineapple juice together. What you might not know, however, is that those same ingredients make one insane muffin.
I’m not even sure how to convey my love for these muffins. They’re suuuuuuuuuper moist, flavorful, and sweet…but not overpoweringly sweet. That golden brown exterior tastes really buttery, even though there isn’t a drop of butter in the recipe. The trifecta of coconut flavor (milk, oil, extract) gives a rich base to the muffin, and the teeny tiny bites of crushed pineapple make each bite juicy and fruity. The rich and creamy coconut glaze on top hardens at room temperature, so they’re not as messy as they look in these photos.
I didn’t know it was possible for me to love a chocolate-free sweet as much as I love these muffins. Really truly.
To summarize: Miami is great but expensive, my mom and sister are simply the best, and piña coladas can (and should!) be consumed in muffin form. Life lessons.
Super moist and flavorful Piña Colada muffins made with coconut milk and crushed pineapple.
Yield: 12 muffins
Prep Time: 20 minutes
Cook Time: 20 minutes
Total Time: 40 minutes
I drizzled the glaze with a spoon just for the aesthetic effect in these photos - dunking the muffin tops in the glaze is really the way to go. Do as I say not as I do.